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Hanya di LaWaK2 Best !surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.comBlogger4711100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-33041613002140169092009-07-18T23:36:00.000-07:002009-07-18T23:40:14.915-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div>Pendek giler video ni ...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDx62pCsgMo&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDx62pCsgMo&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3304161300214016909?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-47258551048579888602009-07-18T23:35:00.000-07:002009-07-18T23:36:43.502-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oESV3iktF6g&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oESV3iktF6g&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Habis spoil rancangan tu .. Wakakaka... Tu la .. angkat2 kaki lagi ...<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-4725855104857988860?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-30164092268622484562009-07-17T07:12:00.000-07:002009-07-17T07:22:58.423-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCHNuaEMhI/AAAAAAAACOI/v8DY0xLhAFc/s1600-h/obama3316943573copyresi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 254px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCHNuaEMhI/AAAAAAAACOI/v8DY0xLhAFc/s400/obama3316943573copyresi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359432226436297234" border="0" /></a><br />' You nampak ni.. Kang I tukar jadi Decade kang .. '<br />Mungkin tu apa yang Obama cakap .. Hasil photoshop yg hebat ...<br />Kalau gambar ni betul, mungkin ni rupa dia kemudian :<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCI-kY4o2I/AAAAAAAACOQ/aKyE0_IbV8w/s1600-h/dcd04.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 336px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCI-kY4o2I/AAAAAAAACOQ/aKyE0_IbV8w/s400/dcd04.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359434165072208738" border="0" /></a>Hehe... jangan marah.. Gurau jer arr...<br /></div><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3016409226862248456?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-30674564541652801062009-07-17T07:08:00.000-07:002009-07-17T07:12:50.187-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCGI8-F5pI/AAAAAAAACOA/opAajMtEJ8g/s1600-h/kempen-derma-dadah.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 319px; height: 262px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCGI8-F5pI/AAAAAAAACOA/opAajMtEJ8g/s400/kempen-derma-dadah.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359431044934526610" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><div style="text-align: center;">Gara-gara sebuah banner yg digantung di sebuah sekolah, rancangan Kempen Derma Darah tidak dapat dilaksanakan dengan sempurna.<br />Mengapa ?<br />Kerana perkataan 'darah' telah disilap taip menjadi 'dadah' yang membawa maksud 'Kempen Derma Dadah ...<br />Adoi2.. masalah2.. mesti hari tu ramai penagih datang.. Diorang ingat dapat dadah free ..<br />Huhuhu..<br /></div><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3067456454165280106?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-25116740095429352592009-07-17T06:48:00.000-07:002009-07-17T07:03:04.707-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCEEwukIiI/AAAAAAAACN4/OXPFOlgbcGI/s1600-h/toilet.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCEEwukIiI/AAAAAAAACN4/OXPFOlgbcGI/s400/toilet.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359428773905441314" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Apa benda lak tu ? Kat luar pulak tu .. Fear Factor ke ni ??<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCEEu5Ak8I/AAAAAAAACNw/4w1COe_O3Xs/s1600-h/419bf0e0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SmCEEu5Ak8I/AAAAAAAACNw/4w1COe_O3Xs/s400/419bf0e0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359428773412377538" border="0" /></a><br />Dushhh... Bestnya.. Apa dia rasa agaknya waktu tu ?<br /></div><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2511674009542935259?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-65713939301258465582009-07-12T04:52:00.000-07:002009-07-12T06:01:47.751-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlncUyJVZzI/AAAAAAAACNo/MGGyn-EoJXE/s1600-h/flat-screen-tv.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 321px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlncUyJVZzI/AAAAAAAACNo/MGGyn-EoJXE/s400/flat-screen-tv.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357555481350334258" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlncUqCIAII/AAAAAAAACNg/7UZeKg6K9H8/s1600-h/TV-plasma.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlncUqCIAII/AAAAAAAACNg/7UZeKg6K9H8/s400/TV-plasma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357555479172612226" border="0" /></a><br />Adakah ini tv flat-screen ???<br />Lu pikirla sendiri ...<br /></div><br /><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6571393930125846558?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-31523661324411834462009-07-12T04:45:00.000-07:002009-07-12T04:50:26.567-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlnNWOGl-mI/AAAAAAAACNQ/CmZO3wJ3i_o/s1600-h/1673172007l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 208px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlnNWOGl-mI/AAAAAAAACNQ/CmZO3wJ3i_o/s320/1673172007l.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357539013360482914" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlnNV-1RELI/AAAAAAAACNI/GT5pINEGvk0/s1600-h/thefallofstadiummizan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SlnNV-1RELI/AAAAAAAACNI/GT5pINEGvk0/s320/thefallofstadiummizan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357539009261277362" border="0" /></a>Dulu dah ada version Ultraman berkumpul pastu Baltan tembak...<br />Yang ni pulak versi Ultraman berlawan dan ...<br />Transformers mengganas... Maklum la sekarang tengah hangat citer nie..<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3152366132441183446?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-91196854410447398342009-07-12T04:43:00.000-07:002009-07-12T04:44:35.657-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><div style="font-family: georgia;"><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color:#3333ff;"><br />A women was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:<br />a half-gallon of 2% milk,<br />a carton of eggs,<br />a quart of orange juice,<br />a head of romaine lettuce,<br />a 2lb. can of coffee, and<br />a 1lb. package of bacon.</span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color:#3333ff;">As she was unloading the items on the belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringinging up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single". </span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color:#3333ff;">She looked a bit startled by the proclamation, but was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.<br /></span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span> <span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color:#3333ff;">She looked at the six items on the counter and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. </span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color:#3333ff;">Curiosity got the better of her, and she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutey right, But how on earth did you know that?"</span></span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family: georgia;font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style="color:#3333ff;">The Drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."</span></span> <!-- / message --><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-9119685441044739834?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-56252297319018309772009-07-07T08:36:00.000-07:002009-07-07T08:39:33.569-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->Jepun memang terkenal dengan kepala otak mereka yang sangat kreatif. Mereka bahkan mempunyai rancangan realiti yang menguji pesertanya untuk melakukan sesuatu babak kelakar dengan menggunakan tubuh badan / alatan2 biasa.. tanpa sebarang kesan khas.<br /><br />Ni pun salah satu adegan dari pertandingan tersebut... Layannzz...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/__PWe4-CGTU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/__PWe4-CGTU&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-5625229731901830977?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-39431550149196341292009-06-23T08:28:00.000-07:002009-06-23T08:46:37.888-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SkD35RluJ9I/AAAAAAAACLA/uzYrT-zyydc/s1600-h/doraemon-1024x768.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 369px; height: 276px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SkD35RluJ9I/AAAAAAAACLA/uzYrT-zyydc/s320/doraemon-1024x768.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350548920662370258" border="0" /></a><br />Anak-anak Doraemon ker ni ? Telinga pun takder.. Mesti dah kena gigit ngan tikus macam Doraemon kena ..<br /></div><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3943155014919634129?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-69325783699082763892009-06-23T08:22:00.000-07:002009-06-23T08:27:13.873-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SkDzdN6Fv0I/AAAAAAAACJA/Bg4IExwNFTc/s1600-h/015641957.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SkDzdN6Fv0I/AAAAAAAACJA/Bg4IExwNFTc/s320/015641957.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350544040591212354" border="0" /></a><br />DJ yang agaknya maybe tension sebab banyak sangat kerja,<br />dia pun buat la camni sebab taknak dengar / lihat benda lain...<br />Hanya dia dan muzik ...<br />Fuuhhh... Jiwangnya ayat..<br /></div><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6932578369908276389?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-68769619904339234362009-06-21T01:06:00.000-07:002009-06-21T01:36:00.825-07:00<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uIXESmdI/AAAAAAAACH4/s90_InCoeYA/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uIXESmdI/AAAAAAAACH4/s90_InCoeYA/s320/5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349693759784393170" border="0" /></a>Ketibaan Power Rangers ... Jeng jeng jeng !!<br /></div><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uIQs_MbI/AAAAAAAACHw/p5DTpCaj24U/s1600-h/4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 275px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uIQs_MbI/AAAAAAAACHw/p5DTpCaj24U/s320/4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349693758076039602" border="0" /></a>Ceh .. aku kat Penang pun helikopter2 ni dapat carik aku ??<br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uIPgBHII/AAAAAAAACHo/X1oKfWTairo/s1600-h/3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uIPgBHII/AAAAAAAACHo/X1oKfWTairo/s320/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349693757753203842" border="0" /></a>Kapten Jack Sparrow tengah rebut apa tu ??<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uH0zUK2I/AAAAAAAACHg/YqMb2O0WOrA/s1600-h/komtar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uH0zUK2I/AAAAAAAACHg/YqMb2O0WOrA/s320/komtar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349693750586387298" border="0" /></a>Habis... King Kong menyerang.... atas Menara Komtar !<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uH3ty4NI/AAAAAAAACHY/gB-mAfxjVYA/s1600-h/komtar_independence_day.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3uH3ty4NI/AAAAAAAACHY/gB-mAfxjVYA/s320/komtar_independence_day.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349693751368540370" border="0" /></a>Lari semua !!! Ada alien carik Ultraman Taro .. mana dia nyorok ni ?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sCBuAnLI/AAAAAAAACHA/g9KN-nhny_M/s1600-h/penang.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sCBuAnLI/AAAAAAAACHA/g9KN-nhny_M/s320/penang.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349691451951324338" border="0" /></a>Itu pun dia, sempat lagi posing belakang bukit ...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sCniA90I/AAAAAAAACHQ/iDiEn3U8k6A/s1600-h/komtar_qd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sCniA90I/AAAAAAAACHQ/iDiEn3U8k6A/s320/komtar_qd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349691462101563202" border="0" /></a>Punya banyak transport ada, penyapu gak lu pakai !<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sCV9ccwI/AAAAAAAACHI/_PCi7p8yVEs/s1600-h/park3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sCV9ccwI/AAAAAAAACHI/_PCi7p8yVEs/s320/park3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349691457384772354" border="0" /></a>Selamat datang ke Jurassic Park !<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sBQKqXyI/AAAAAAAACGw/PseF-dcKRMg/s1600-h/superman_rex.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Sj3sBQKqXyI/AAAAAAAACGw/PseF-dcKRMg/s320/superman_rex.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349691438649728802" border="0" /></a>Uishh... sorok kat sini ... kan mengamuk lak si Ultraman tu ...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Ini adalah hasil para genius photoshop yang telah mengubah Penang menjadi</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">bandar 'havoc' .. Ala, gambar jer kan .. Aku pun orang Penang...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /></div><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6876961990433923436?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-27959801476092251192009-06-17T07:37:00.000-07:002009-06-17T07:38:23.810-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><br />Ada sorang cikgu pompuan yg mengajar B. Inggeris utk thn 1. Dia bagi assignment kat murid-murid suruh cari 3 perkataan Inggeris dan kemukakan pada hari isnin nanti.<br /><br />Ada sorang anak murid cikgu itu pun berjalan balik kerumah. Dalam perjalanan balik, dia nampak sepasang suami isteri keluar dari kereta dan sedang menjerit pada satu sama lain. Dia terdengar lelaki tu menyergah "Shut up you !!". Sampai rumah dia tanya bapa dia, "'shut up you' tu bahasa Inggeris ke?" Bapa dia kata, iye. Dapat dah satu perkataan, ingat budak tu.<br /><br />Lepas mandi dan makan, dia tengok tv cerita Superman. Masa Superman nak terbang dia kata "Superman !!!" dia tanya bapa dia lagi, "'superman' tu bahasa inggeris jugak ke" dan bapa dia kata "yes". Dua perkataan dah, kata budak tu. Lepas tengok tv, dia ke perpustakaan. Dia nampak ada sorang lelaki dan sorang pompuan sedang bertengkar berebut buku. Pompuan itu kata "Ladies first".<br /><br />Balik rumah dia tanya lagi dan bapa dia kata itupun bahasa inggeris. Ah, leganya kata budak itu.<br /><br />"aku dah dapat carik ke semua perkataan B.I tu!!<br />Hari Isnin dia ke sekolah, cikgu tanya dia tentang perkataan baru.<br />Cikgu: "OK boy, did you get the words?"<br />Budak: "Yes, teacher".<br />Cikgu: "Good, what is your first word?"<br />Budak "Shut up you!!"<br />Cikgu: "What did you say? Are you mad? Who do you think you are?<br />Budak: " Superman !!!"<br />Cikgu: "Bloody fool! Get out from this class!"<br />Budak: "Ladies First!!"<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2795980147609225119?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-65093995210440576712009-06-17T07:33:00.000-07:002009-06-17T07:37:33.330-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DW3Bp12L7YI/SjaNEYaox5I/AAAAAAAAY-4/nOYQRKe9gTM/s400/car.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DW3Bp12L7YI/SjaNEYaox5I/AAAAAAAAY-4/nOYQRKe9gTM/s400/car.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Zaman sekarang banyak orang pakai kereta. Kereta pulak makin lama makin banyak. Kalau</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ada orang nak beli kereta baru, mana nak campak kereta lama ? Mungkin ada yang </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">masih nak guna tapi kalau tak ? Buat jer macam atas ni ...</span><br /></div><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6509399521044057671?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-75267114093244565892009-06-17T07:31:00.000-07:002009-06-17T07:32:29.206-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">LEMAH BI</span><br />Ayah : Apasal B.I kamu nie asyik dapat kosong jer...! Apasal hah?<br />Anak : Eh, ayah! Tu bukan kosong. Tadi cikgu adik dah kasi bintang banyak kat bebudak lain. Ada dapat 5 bintang la, 4 bintang la. Bila turn adik jer, bintang dah abis. Sebab tu cikgu bagi kat adik <span style="font-weight: bold;">bulan</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SUDU</span><br />Doktor : Encik kena ambil 3 sudu ubat ni setiap hari.<br />Pesakit : Eh! tak boleh la doktor.<br />Doktor : Kenapa?<br />Pesakit : Rumah saya ada dua sudu jer.<br /><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7526711409324456589?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-708271542142428612009-06-08T22:37:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:38:14.982-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br />Man: My Laptop is not working,i can't turn it on. I've just brought it yesterday.<br />Technician : What happen?<br />Man : It's says multi-tasking so i assume it allow me to surf, chat and watch video at the same time.<br />Technician : Which video do you watch?<br />Man : Tutorial video on how to keep balance under water.<br />Technician: Whom to you chat with?<br />Man: My old friend from college, he's a surf genius.<br />Techncian: And which sites you surf?<br />Man: Sites? is that a new place? i dunno bout that. I just go down to the local beach, get my board,and go surfing.<!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-70827154214242861?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-13484897348249643642009-06-08T22:36:00.001-07:002009-06-08T22:36:47.245-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div>One day two hunters went for a hunt in the forest<br /><br />suddenly one of them got heart attack and lied down unconsciously<br /><br />the other hunter got panicked and called 999<br /><br />hunter: hello? i got emergency here. i went for a hunt with my friend here in a forest and he got heart attack and i think he is dead now<br /><br />police: calm down. first thing first,make sure he is already dead<br /><br />hunter: ok<br /><br />a moment later, the police heard a BANG!<br /><br />hunter: ok, what's next?<!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-1348489734824964364?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-25967656641105232312009-06-08T22:27:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:34:00.782-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3zBZ7VPYI/AAAAAAAACEI/is96W6b4Fow/s1600-h/chendul_obama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 221px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3zBZ7VPYI/AAAAAAAACEI/is96W6b4Fow/s320/chendul_obama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345195538223807874" border="0" /></a><br />' Kak, <span style="font-weight: bold;">cendol pulut</span> satu yer ! ' ... Itu kot ayat <span style="font-weight: bold;">Obama semasa dia makan cendol</span> kat Penang.<br />Mana ada ... Gambar ni hasil kreativiti dan kemahiran orang yang mahir dalam <span style="font-weight: bold;">photoshop</span>.<br />Tapi lawak jugak kan kalau dia pesan <span style="font-weight: bold;">cendol</span> ? Iye la... asyik makan <span style="font-weight: bold;">piza</span> ngan <span style="font-weight: bold;">burger</span> jer ...<br /></div><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2596765664110523231?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-42512960896880383712009-06-08T22:24:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:27:51.143-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3yZc8GRzI/AAAAAAAACEA/5QreO_5KGNI/s1600-h/babi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 278px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3yZc8GRzI/AAAAAAAACEA/5QreO_5KGNI/s320/babi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345194851837560626" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-4251296089688038371?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-16001765253967407602009-06-08T22:22:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:24:03.455-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DW3Bp12L7YI/Sif0A-R5fQI/AAAAAAAAYoA/b8SGlEUuEZo/s400/jual-orang.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DW3Bp12L7YI/Sif0A-R5fQI/AAAAAAAAYoA/b8SGlEUuEZo/s400/jual-orang.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><div style="text-align: center;">Sindiket apakah ini ? Jual orang ? Tapi sedih, gadis Melayu paling murah ...<br /></div><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-1600176525396740760?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-82330125675480696382009-06-08T22:21:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:22:21.997-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br />Ketika waktu rehat, seorang doktor dikejutkan oleh seseorang wanita yang menangis tersedu-sedu sambil berkata<br /><br />"Saya tidak mau mati lagi, Doktor".<br /><br />Merasa kasihan, doktor kembali ke pejabatnya dan berkata "Ada apa? cuba ceritakan masalah awak dengan terperinci!"<br /><br />Lalu dengan tersedu-sedu pesakit wanita itu berkata, "Doktor, jika saya menyentuh mana-mana bahagian tubuh saya, saya akan merasa sakit. Lihat ini doktor!" Kemudian wanita itu menyentuh bahagian dadanya dengan tangannya, lalu menjerit kesakitan, dia menyentuh pula bahagian kepalanya dengan tangannya, kemudian ia menjerit kesakitan lagi, dia terus menjerit kesakitan apabila menyentuh bahagian anggota tubuh yang lain dengan tangannya. Pasien itu berkata " Lihat kan Dokter saya sekarat "<br /><br />Lalu dengan tersenyum doktor itu berkata, "Jari tangan awak sebenarnya yang patah" <div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-8233012567548069638?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-75703718712146866482009-06-08T22:20:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:21:09.526-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br />Seorang apek telah berjumpa dengan doktor.<br /><br />Apek : Doktor aaa..Wa ada masalah la, bila wa kentut tadak bau dan tadak bunyi. Wa sulah kentut lebih 20 kali hari ni dan 3 kali dalam ini bilik.<br /><br />Doktor: Ok saya bagi awak makan ubat ni, cuba habiskan dan jumpa lagi jika masih ada problem<br /><br />Seminggu kemudian apek tadi datang lagi ke klinik dengan marah-marah<br /><br />Apek : Haiya doktor lu bagi ubat arr? Masih belum baik lagi ooo.. tapi sikalang sudah ada bau tapi itu bunyi masih wa tak dengar lorr..<br /><br />Doktor : Ok apek, tu hari saya bagi ubat hidung, lepas ni saya bagi ubat telinga pulak...<br /><br />...sebenarnya apek tersebut ada masalah hidung dan telinga sebab tu takde bau dan tak dengar kentutnya. hoho<!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7570371871214686648?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-86316796554101314692009-06-08T22:18:00.001-07:002009-06-08T22:20:09.038-07:00Kalau dulu pakai selipar jepun jer tapi sekarang pakai sandal kulit yang berharga lebih RM100. Oklah tu kalau mampu lantak korang la kan..<br /><br />Tapi tahukah anda, di Afrika tidak sesuai pakai selipar Jepun mungkin kerana cuacanya yang panas sudah pastilah tanah dan batu turut panas. Terpaksalah diaorang membuat alternatif lain dengan menggunakan kreativiti yang ada. Selain dari jimat kos amat bersesuianlah dengan tempat diaorang.<br /><br />Sandal dari tayar! So bersyukurlah kita mampu memiliki nikmat dunia yang lebih baik dari diaorang..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DW3Bp12L7YI/Siqj_U8CzbI/AAAAAAAAYqg/xtXxY8UTU_w/s400/14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DW3Bp12L7YI/Siqj_U8CzbI/AAAAAAAAYqg/xtXxY8UTU_w/s400/14.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-8631679655410131469?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-40894842528197927592009-06-08T22:17:00.001-07:002009-06-08T22:17:57.846-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br />1. Anda membaca fakta ini<br />2. Mungkin anda berkata/fikir ini fakta yang bodoh<br />4. Anda tidak perasan saya skip no.3<br />5. Anda check semula<br />6. Anda tersenyum<br />7. Anda masih membaca fakta ini<br />8. Anda tahu apa yang anda baca adalah benar<br />10. Anda tidak perasan lagi saya skip no 9<br />11. Anda check semula sekarang<br />12. Anda tidak perasan hanya ada 10 fakta<br /><br />Inilah faktanya!<div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-4089484252819792759?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-5228805799165749482009-06-08T22:12:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:16:52.695-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div>Kejadian ini berlaku di dalam sebuah pernebangan Boeing 767 dari Los Angelas ke malaysia. Kelihatan seorang gadis cantik molek sedang duduk bersebelahan dengan seorang peguam cerdik pandai.Otak peguam yang bergeliga itu terus bertanya gadis tersebut untuk bermain teka-teki. gadis yang dalam keletihan &amp; penat tidak berminat &amp; dengan sopan santun ditolak permintaan peguam tersebut . Peguam berasa tidak puas hati &amp; berasa direndah-rendahkan maka diajaknya gadis untuk menjawap teka-tekinya.<br /><br />Peguam berkata" saya tanya satu Teka-teki ,jika u dapat jawap I pay u RM500 but if u tak dapat jawap u only pay me RM5.00 !!! amacam /<br /><br />maka gadis tersebut menerima cabaran peguam tanpa segan-silu.<br /><br />Peguam terus memulakan teka-teki yang pertama : " Berapa jauh jarak diantara Bumi dan bulan??"<br /><br />gadis tersebut diam selamba dan membuka dompenya mengeluarkan wang RM5.00 menyerahkan kepada peguam tanda kalah.<br /><br />"Sekarang giliran u" cabar peguam! ..<br /><br />Maka gadis acuh tak acuh bertanya : " Apakah haiwan yang naik bukit dengan tiga kaki dan turun bukit dengan empat kaki "<br /><br />Peguam tersebut terus mengeluarkan computer dari begnya dan terus mencari maklumat, tiada jawapan... Dia terus memasangkan Modem dan mencari dalam internet ..tiada jawapan .Dengan putus asa,peluang terakhir dia mengirim e-mail kepada setiap kawanya sebagai Doktor, lawyer. scientice, arkitek, namun tiada yang dapat menolongnya.<br /><br />setelah sejam bergelut untuk mendapatkan jawapan akhirnya peguam tersebut mengaku kalah dan mengejutkan gadis yang telah tertidur dan menyerahkan RM500.00 tanda kalah.<br /><br />Dengan perasaan ingin tahu, peguam bertanya apakah jawapan untuk teka-teki tadi?<br /><br />Dengan selamba, gadis itu membuka daompetnya dan mengeluarkan note RM5.00 dan menyerahkan kepada peguam tersebut dan menjawap : "Tidak Tahu"<!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-522880579916574948?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-50958103204644278022009-06-08T21:55:00.000-07:002009-06-08T22:12:20.100-07:00<div style="text-align: center;">Berita gempar dari Bernama . Sebenarnya, ketika kejadian , satu keluarga Ultraman sedang menonton perlawanan bola sepak di dalam stadium itu. Mereka sebenarnya cuba menyorok dari raksasa Baltan.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3tKlulJOI/AAAAAAAACD4/mhVQ5-bqQOU/s1600-h/ultraman.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3tKlulJOI/AAAAAAAACD4/mhVQ5-bqQOU/s320/ultraman.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345189098940605666" border="0" /></a><br />Malang tidak berbau , Baltan berjaya mengesan mereka. Baltan terus memancarkan cahaya lasernya tepat ke arah stadium tersebut. Baltan berkata ' Lu ingat, lu boleh lepas ? .. Hahahaha'<br />Imej ini berjaya dirakam oleh seorang lelaki yang berada di tempat kejadian.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3tKYCqP7I/AAAAAAAACDw/byrBmCs-hTI/s1600-h/Baltanemail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 202px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3tKYCqP7I/AAAAAAAACDw/byrBmCs-hTI/s320/Baltanemail.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345189095266729906" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3tKfIRtSI/AAAAAAAACDo/Iuci2Uh8XvA/s1600-h/stadium-runtuh.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si3tKfIRtSI/AAAAAAAACDo/Iuci2Uh8XvA/s320/stadium-runtuh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345189097169335586" border="0" /></a><br />Itulah sebabnya kenapa Stadium Mizan runtuh ... Huhuhu...<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-5095810320464427802?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-22275069039199004332009-06-08T07:53:00.000-07:002009-06-08T08:15:16.578-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si0pc_5tDRI/AAAAAAAACDU/gS70WwbVtS4/s1600-h/awek-diperlukan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si0pc_5tDRI/AAAAAAAACDU/gS70WwbVtS4/s320/awek-diperlukan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344973910925184274" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si0pcQs2YXI/AAAAAAAACDM/aHauo1DvRwQ/s1600-h/3c7a4e26.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Si0pcQs2YXI/AAAAAAAACDM/aHauo1DvRwQ/s320/3c7a4e26.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344973898254803314" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Baju yang memang sesuai untuk mereka-mereka yang tengah gersang dan kesunyian ...<br />Aku rasa aku pun nak pakai baju ni ...<br />Hahaha.. Mana jual yer ?<br /></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2227506903919900433?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-78688351615693361332009-06-07T01:33:00.000-07:002009-06-07T02:34:42.919-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHQEoxRkI/AAAAAAAACCk/kkyEAMrUDJw/s1600-h/ATT00003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 286px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHQEoxRkI/AAAAAAAACCk/kkyEAMrUDJw/s320/ATT00003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344514092997625410" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHQeRXPiI/AAAAAAAACC0/BGwCRcyiwXw/s1600-h/ATT00004.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 190px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHQeRXPiI/AAAAAAAACC0/BGwCRcyiwXw/s320/ATT00004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344514099878772258" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHQL7ecqI/AAAAAAAACCs/mJHiLltNZM8/s1600-h/ATT00002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHQL7ecqI/AAAAAAAACCs/mJHiLltNZM8/s320/ATT00002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344514094955131554" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHP79CzkI/AAAAAAAACCc/CsPETJXM1T8/s1600-h/ATT00001.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 205px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHP79CzkI/AAAAAAAACCc/CsPETJXM1T8/s320/ATT00001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344514090666741314" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHPopEcHI/AAAAAAAACCU/AzxiwkfYjbQ/s1600-h/ATT00000.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 269px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SiuHPopEcHI/AAAAAAAACCU/AzxiwkfYjbQ/s320/ATT00000.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344514085482688626" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7868835161569336133?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-48235178444946093802009-05-10T01:25:00.001-07:002009-05-10T01:27:09.289-07:00<div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><a href="http://s292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/?action=view&amp;current=installcancer.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/installcancer.gif" border="0" alt="cancer" /></a><br /><br />Terima kasih kerana telah memasang kanser...<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-4823517844494609380?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-90040831788738610062009-05-10T01:20:00.000-07:002009-05-10T01:25:25.311-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->Teori Charles Darwin memang tak masuk akal. Kononnya, manusia sebenarnya berevolusi dari mawas2 zaman dahulu atau pendek kata, mereka datuk moyang mereka. Tetapi, orang Islam wajib mempercayai bahawa asal usul kita bermula dari Nabi Adam dan Hawa. Agak2nya, mungkin benda ni dalam otak Charles Darwin.<br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><a href="http://s292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/?action=view&amp;current=darwin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/darwin.jpg" border="0" alt="stupid charles darwin" /></a><br /><br />Hahaha...<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-9004083178873861006?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-79926457202619173612009-05-10T01:18:00.000-07:002009-05-10T01:20:18.510-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->Memang benar, Pingu tu wujud ... Aku ingatkan dalam TV jer ...<br /><br /><a href="http://s292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/?action=view&amp;current=pingudimalaysia.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/pingudimalaysia.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7992645720261917361?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-48187090086498960172009-05-06T07:26:00.000-07:002009-05-06T07:29:57.423-07:00<div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; 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white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://s292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/?action=view&amp;current=handsfreekit.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/handsfreekit.jpg" border="0" alt="hands free" /></a><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://s292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/?action=view&amp;current=glad_its4jpg6.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/surfer957/LaWaK2%20Best/glad_its4jpg6.jpg" border="0" alt="manusia pun boleh terbang" /></a><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-409152131052639408?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-74659203523527188132009-05-06T07:16:00.000-07:002009-05-06T07:17:25.768-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: Arial; 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Aku jumpa video ni kat YouTube.. Memang dah lama sebenarnya aku jumpa, cuma baru hari ini aku nak post kat sini. <div>Lagu ni sebenarnya dia ikut rentak / irama / melodi lagu tema Ultraman Taro . Tapi dia nyanyi dalam loghat Kelantan. Smart giler ahh lagu ni... </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NX-pA2w-SGg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NX-pA2w-SGg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Kalau korang tak paham lirik dia, korang boleh tanya kat aku sebab aku peminat Ultraman &amp; </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">ambo ni oghe kelate ... hehehe....</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-5610966678962305202?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-51957470798555510672009-04-25T01:42:00.000-07:002009-04-25T01:51:35.926-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->Lagu NUMB nyanyian kumpulan Linkin Park kini dinyanyikan oleh seorang peserta ujibakat Indonesian Idol, Dayadiarmon. Lagi best, dia nyanyi dalam loghat Indon ataupun lagi tepat, Jawa.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4NxzlmihiI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g4NxzlmihiI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-5195747079855551067?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-18363138135923726522009-04-24T06:47:00.000-07:002009-04-24T06:52:42.793-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><span style="font-family: times new roman; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-family:comic sans ms,sans-serif;" ><span style="font-size:130%;">Malam tu, sepasang suami isteri dah bersiap-siap nak masuk ke bilik tidur bila tiba-tiba mereka terdengar suara anak bongsu mereka menangis. Mereka pun pergi mendapat anak itu lalu bertanyakan kenapa dia menangis. Si anak menjawab dia tertelan duit syiling lima sen dan sekarang dia takut akan mati sebab tertelan duit tu, lalu terus menangis teresak-esak.<br /><br />Si ayah yang buntu nak memujuk anak itu tiba-tiba teringat duit dalam poket seluarnya lalu mengeluarkan duit lima sen. Kemudian si ayah berpura-pura membuat magik dan mengeluarkan duit lima sen dari telinga anaknya. "Ha, kan ayah dah keluarkan ni." Si anak teruja dan terus berhenti menangis. Sepantas kilat anak itu mengambil duit lima sen itu dan menelannya lalu berkata, "Buat lagi sekali ayah."</span></span><div style="font-family: times new roman; color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-1836313813592372652?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-74124192119414145552009-04-24T06:37:00.000-07:002009-04-24T06:47:30.097-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfHBrtei-vI/AAAAAAAABfE/fLs8E9HyJaQ/s1600-h/mat-rempit.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfHBrtei-vI/AAAAAAAABfE/fLs8E9HyJaQ/s320/mat-rempit.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328252790842260210" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Motor boleh jadi pasu bunga .. Nasib baik bukan cam citer P. Ramlee , motor naik atas bumbung ... Hehe..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfHBroeIhcI/AAAAAAAABe8/6LkoxaA_m7I/s1600-h/exora.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfHBroeIhcI/AAAAAAAABe8/6LkoxaA_m7I/s320/exora.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328252789498348994" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ni pulak 'caravan' versi klasik .<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfHBrRAB94I/AAAAAAAABe0/pgzaYgu0Gcw/s1600-h/em41ws4lmoxbugpaayh.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfHBrRAB94I/AAAAAAAABe0/pgzaYgu0Gcw/s320/em41ws4lmoxbugpaayh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328252783198074754" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Memang tabik orang yang bawak kereta ni . Sampai sekarang dia masih setia ngan kereta dia tu.<br /><br /><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7412419211941414555?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-58323451565735387962009-04-24T06:34:00.000-07:002009-04-24T06:36:45.404-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hnVFmWGuwsY&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hnVFmWGuwsY&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />surfer: Video ni bukannya nak kenakan diorang, just for fun jer. Layan ...<br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-5832345156573538796?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-25303687827314588712009-04-23T03:50:00.000-07:002009-04-23T03:55:24.656-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBIo-Hu7xI/AAAAAAAABVg/li5im_4U5z8/s1600-h/polistelepon.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBIo-Hu7xI/AAAAAAAABVg/li5im_4U5z8/s320/polistelepon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327838227886698258" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Apa hal ni .... selalu polis kecoh dok saman kitaRM300 sebab pakai handphone waktu memandu. Tapi nampaknya polis ni pon sama jerk... Polis ni tak kena saman ker ?<br /><br />p/s: Budak kecik tu pon pandai.... :D<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2530368782731458871?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-79085638458676200522009-04-23T03:43:00.000-07:002009-04-23T03:49:08.376-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBHR0pcVpI/AAAAAAAABVY/wuNSqMgPinc/s1600-h/Pq2DEP9S.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; 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width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBHRSR9V8I/AAAAAAAABVA/-0_ZB5lFLws/s320/Funny_Fun_Pictures_1_15.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327836721469806530" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7908563845867620052?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-29981306888981971182009-04-23T03:30:00.000-07:002009-04-23T03:43:01.025-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFxCj5btI/AAAAAAAABU4/0on4tXveYfo/s1600-h/Funny_Fun_Pictures_1_14.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFxCj5btI/AAAAAAAABU4/0on4tXveYfo/s320/Funny_Fun_Pictures_1_14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327835067982638802" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFw7XtJjI/AAAAAAAABUw/v0m3-i_A0Jc/s1600-h/Funny_Fun_Pictures_1_6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFw7XtJjI/AAAAAAAABUw/v0m3-i_A0Jc/s320/Funny_Fun_Pictures_1_6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327835066052453938" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFw71BrGI/AAAAAAAABUo/8KzTfKn4WTY/s1600-h/Funny_Fun_Pictures_1_1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFw71BrGI/AAAAAAAABUo/8KzTfKn4WTY/s320/Funny_Fun_Pictures_1_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327835066175433826" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFwhxwfjI/AAAAAAAABUg/l4Uon9PuH4o/s1600-h/Brush+on+motorbike.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFwhxwfjI/AAAAAAAABUg/l4Uon9PuH4o/s320/Brush+on+motorbike.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327835059182403122" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFwFbxKTI/AAAAAAAABUY/onePVayj2GI/s1600-h/Bad+Car+Wreck.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBFwFbxKTI/AAAAAAAABUY/onePVayj2GI/s320/Bad+Car+Wreck.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327835051573979442" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2998130688898197118?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-25075192548383646602009-04-23T03:19:00.000-07:002009-04-23T03:30:42.195-07:00Ni semua gambar haiwan yang comel2 belaka dan lawak2 belaka. Tak sangka, walaupun diorang tiada akal, tapi diorang pon boleh buat lawak jugak ... Harap2 Raja Lawak 4 dibenarkan penyertaan daripada haiwan.. :D (mengarut jerk... huhuhu..)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">LINE CLEAR .... CEPAT MASUK</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCVOApiCI/AAAAAAAABUQ/yRKXTTkPMlg/s1600-h/3461236651_af9c76242c.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 207px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCVOApiCI/AAAAAAAABUQ/yRKXTTkPMlg/s320/3461236651_af9c76242c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327831291484801058" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PERGH... SEDAP GILER DUDUK DALAM NI...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCF3g1-KI/AAAAAAAABUI/iGdh0EveJsA/s1600-h/3461236417_557933f4e9.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 208px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCF3g1-KI/AAAAAAAABUI/iGdh0EveJsA/s320/3461236417_557933f4e9.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327831027747780770" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SIAPA BULI ANAK AKU TADI ?! JAWAB !</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFll-SyI/AAAAAAAABUA/Ld2pOuV-jXQ/s1600-h/3461235721_907629549c.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFll-SyI/AAAAAAAABUA/Ld2pOuV-jXQ/s320/3461235721_907629549c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327831022937459490" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">WAKAKA... LAWAK GILER NABIL NI.... LU PIKIRLA SENDIRI!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFlKmfjI/AAAAAAAABT4/A9_Xrns62_c/s1600-h/3461235009_f53444888e.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFlKmfjI/AAAAAAAABT4/A9_Xrns62_c/s320/3461235009_f53444888e.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327831022822653490" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">JOM SERBU ...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFQdRaXI/AAAAAAAABTw/cysG9nrLp2Q/s1600-h/3461232831_5204aea200.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFQdRaXI/AAAAAAAABTw/cysG9nrLp2Q/s320/3461232831_5204aea200.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327831017263819122" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SUDIKAH DIKAU MENJADI ISTERIKU ?</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFQbbE5I/AAAAAAAABTo/32K1PddDzL0/s1600-h/3461099177_ddfa933d31.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfBCFQbbE5I/AAAAAAAABTo/32K1PddDzL0/s320/3461099177_ddfa933d31.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327831017256063890" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2507519254838364660?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-62249866431555455092009-04-23T03:17:00.000-07:002009-04-23T03:18:44.997-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->Kalau korang pendengar setia Hitz FM , mesti korang pernah dengar lagu ni. Lagu ni dinyanyikan oleh Hitz FM Morning Crew ... Layan jer..<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nIHHaEBjVo0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nIHHaEBjVo0&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6224986643155545509?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-41097379418067378382009-04-23T03:11:00.000-07:002009-04-23T03:14:27.981-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_T8-s57I/AAAAAAAABTg/vub5YiaX23g/s1600-h/17.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_T8-s57I/AAAAAAAABTg/vub5YiaX23g/s320/17.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327827971198478258" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_T8_4IsI/AAAAAAAABTY/V9VE0XyDZXc/s1600-h/marijuana.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_T8_4IsI/AAAAAAAABTY/V9VE0XyDZXc/s320/marijuana.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327827971203408578" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_T2hgKwI/AAAAAAAABTQ/rEg1PawEUrk/s1600-h/offer.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_T2hgKwI/AAAAAAAABTQ/rEg1PawEUrk/s320/offer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327827969465395970" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_TlQVKvI/AAAAAAAABTI/NHgIlkVznAk/s1600-h/pigeon.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_TlQVKvI/AAAAAAAABTI/NHgIlkVznAk/s320/pigeon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327827964829969138" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_TtA3V5I/AAAAAAAABTA/aFaQrz-0vO4/s1600-h/sign.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA_TtA3V5I/AAAAAAAABTA/aFaQrz-0vO4/s320/sign.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327827966912583570" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-4109737941806737838?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-16543037661690797942009-04-23T03:04:00.000-07:002009-04-23T03:11:32.000-07:00Pengemis tak guna... Dia punya selamba jer ambik kereta orang. Makin lama makin ramai penipu... Nasib baik ni bukan kat Malaysia..<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-Mj8CaCI/AAAAAAAABSY/bQtpHnbhpJE/s1600-h/ATT7021771.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-Mj8CaCI/AAAAAAAABSY/bQtpHnbhpJE/s320/ATT7021771.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327826744705706018" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-MhW9wrI/AAAAAAAABSg/9_IY7DnFNXY/s1600-h/ATT7021773.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-MhW9wrI/AAAAAAAABSg/9_IY7DnFNXY/s320/ATT7021773.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327826744013341362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-MugIVdI/AAAAAAAABSo/LaMIq495zHY/s1600-h/ATT7021774.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 230px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-MugIVdI/AAAAAAAABSo/LaMIq495zHY/s320/ATT7021774.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327826747541444050" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-M6bPR3I/AAAAAAAABSw/zzrykJCxllY/s1600-h/ATT7021777.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-M6bPR3I/AAAAAAAABSw/zzrykJCxllY/s320/ATT7021777.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327826750742153074" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-M8sUSaI/AAAAAAAABS4/pKjyzUGdyEY/s1600-h/ATT7021778.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA-M8sUSaI/AAAAAAAABS4/pKjyzUGdyEY/s320/ATT7021778.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327826751350655394" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-1654303766169079794?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-89115701870984884452009-04-23T02:42:00.000-07:002009-04-23T02:59:27.529-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA6rWb6PFI/AAAAAAAABSQ/NP0ZNKNg94o/s1600-h/2zfsk9i.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/SfA6rWb6PFI/AAAAAAAABSQ/NP0ZNKNg94o/s320/2zfsk9i.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327822875610725458" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-8911570187098488445?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-21581558798744996582009-04-23T02:40:00.000-07:002009-04-23T02:42:38.717-07:00I have just received an e-mail stating that the personal information in our passports are now available online due to the move for globalized screening of entries and exits of people in most, if not all countries.<br /><br />These information have been accessed through the Schengen, American, Australian and Asian database.<br /><br />It is scary that they are doing this now. It does not only invade our privacy, but exposes us to danger, if these information land on the wrong hands. The matter that gives me a fright is that there is no strict form of security to access the site. One only needs to type his name and country of citizenship and the passport ' s identification page displays.<br /><br />I myself tried to search and found my passport and was totally stunned to see it.<br /><br />Please copy and paste the below link.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.scrolllock.nl/passport/" target="_blank">http://www.scrolllo ck.nl/passport/</a><br /><br /> I hope we can make concerted a protest against this!!! <!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2158155879874499658?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-39833469657518931122009-04-23T02:37:00.000-07:002009-04-23T02:39:41.900-07:00<div id="post_message_694551"> <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#a16252;">A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:</span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><br /></span><span style="color:#a16252;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. </span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></span><span style="color:#a16252;"><span style="color:#a16252;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. </span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></span><span style="color:#a16252;"><span style="color:#a16252;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">After months of careful research, MALE &amp;FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.' </span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">************ ********* ********* *</span></span></span><span style="color:blue;"><span style="color:blue;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">MALE PROCEDURE:<br />1.. Drive up to the cash machine.<br />2. Put down your car window.<br />3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.<br />4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.<br />5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.<br />6. Put window up.<br />7.. Drive off</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">FEMALE PROCEDURE:</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">1. Drive up to cash machine.<br />2.. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.<br />3. Set parking brake, put the window down.<br />4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.<br />5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.<br />6.. Attempt to insert card into machine.<br />7. Open car door to allow<br />easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.<br />8. Insert card.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">9. Re-insert card the right way.<br />10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">11. Enter PIN..</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.<br />13. Enter amount of cash required.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.<br />15. Retrieve cash and receipt.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.<br />17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.<br />18. Re-check makeup.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">19. Drive forward 2 feet.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">20. Reverse back to cash machine.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">21. Retrieve card.<br />22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.<br />24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.<br />25. Redial person on cell phone.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.<br />27. Release Parking Brake.</span></span></span><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></span> </div><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3983346965751893112?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-73323506471857016082009-04-23T02:34:00.000-07:002009-04-23T02:37:15.664-07:00> Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />> One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus,<br />> but he didn't stop the bus.<br />><br />> Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the<br />> spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in<br />> turn took him to the court.<br />><br />> The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital<br />> punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single<br />> chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of<br />> the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current<br />> was given to<br />> him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set<br />> him<br />> free, and he returned to his profession.<br />><br />> After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged woman tried to<br />> board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this<br />> time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died<br />> on the spot.<br />><br />> Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took<br />> him<br />> to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him<br />> capital<br />> punishment.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />> The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there<br />> was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at<br />> one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage<br />> current was given to him.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />> This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to<br />> set him free, and<br />> he returned to his profession.<br />><br />> A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.<br />> This<br />> time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped<br />> the bus.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />> Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries.<br />> The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to<br />> the<br />> same judge.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />> Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the<br />> judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />> The Bus conductor was again taken to the same<br />> electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the<br />> room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />> He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.<br />> This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!<br />><br />> The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died<br />> instantly the third time??<br />><br />> Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is<br />> perfectly logical. If necessary read the story once again.<br />><br />> Still you couldn't, Then see below.........<br />> .<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> think hard<br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..yaar............tired....<br />><br />> wanna know the answer????<br />><br />> ok........ there is the Answer............<br />><br />><br />><br />> scroll down...<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />> ..<br />><br />><br />> During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore<br />> electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a<br />> good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died<br />> !!!!!!!!<br />><br />> Eeeeeaaahhhhhh.... !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science<br />> chapter<br />> on Electricity ???<br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br />><br /><br /><br />this story talking about what??<br /><br />i can't understand yet. <!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7332350647185701608?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-36949514413495790312009-04-22T06:19:00.000-07:002009-04-22T06:42:40.778-07:00<a href="http://pic.leech.it/pic.php?id=511f6615srpskilapt.jpg" target="_blank"><img style="width: 457px; height: 343px;" src="http://pic.leech.it/i/bda54/511f6615srpskilapt.jpg" alt="PiC.LEECH.iT - FREE iMAGE HOSTiNG" title="PiC.LEECH.iT - FREE iMAGE HOSTiNG" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3694951441349579031?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-70274277835293817472009-04-21T07:56:00.000-07:002009-04-21T07:57:20.542-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><a href="http://pic.leech.it/pic.php?id=14be56emcd.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://pic.leech.it/i/c968b/14be56emcd.jpg" border="0" alt="PiC.LEECH.iT - FREE iMAGE HOSTiNG" title="PiC.LEECH.iT - FREE iMAGE HOSTiNG" /></a></span><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7027427783529381747?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-51134021474598282802009-04-21T06:56:00.000-07:002009-04-21T07:54:10.033-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family:Verdana;font-size:10px;"><a href="http://pic.leech.it/pic.php?id=80f01fce2xem.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://pic.leech.it/i/e8bf0/80f01fce2xem.jpg" border="0" alt="PiC.LEECH.iT - FREE iMAGE HOSTiNG" title="PiC.LEECH.iT - FREE iMAGE HOSTiNG" /></a></span><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-5113402147459828280?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-39920833563172187672009-04-21T06:48:00.002-07:002009-04-21T06:51:39.692-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 153); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px; "><br />Dear Tech Support,<br /><br />Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs.<br /><br />And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.<br /><br />What can i do?<br /><br />Signed Desperate<br /><br /><br /><br />Dear Desperate<br /><br />First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.<br /><br />Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.<br /><br />Whatever you do , DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.<br /><br />In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it has limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.<br /><br />One more to add, force-usage of Husband 1.0 will cause rejection or deletion of Wife 1.0 program totally.<br /><br />Good Luck, Tech Support</span><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-3992083356317218767?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-62181433690380977012009-04-21T06:48:00.001-07:002009-04-21T06:48:38.454-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 153); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px; ">You might like this. This is hilarious... ......bet an Englishman could not construct sentences using numerals!<br /><br />Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.<br />Not only did he do it 1 to 10 he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; ">1</span> day I go <span style="font-weight: bold; ">2</span> climb a <span style="font-weight: bold; ">3</span> outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and <span style="font-weight: bold; ">4</span> down. The man rushed out and wanted to <span style="font-weight: bold; ">5</span> with me.. I ran until I fell <span style="font-weight: bold; ">6</span> and threw up. So I go into <span style="font-weight: bold; ">7</span> -eleven and grabbed some <span style="font-weight: bold; ">8</span> to throw at him. Then I took a <span style="font-weight: bold; ">9</span> and try to stab at him. <span style="font-weight: bold; ">10</span> God he run away.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; ">10</span> I put the <span style="font-weight: bold; ">9</span> back and pay for the <span style="font-weight: bold; ">8</span> and left <span style="font-weight: bold; ">7</span> -eleven. Next day I called my<br />boss and told him I was <span style="font-weight: bold; ">6</span> . He said <span style="font-weight: bold; ">5</span> , tomorrow also no need to come back<span style="font-weight: bold; ">4</span> work.<br />He also asked me to go climb a <span style="font-weight: bold; ">3</span> and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice <span style="font-weight: bold; ">2</span> him but I don't know what he <span style="font-weight: bold; ">1</span> .</span><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6218143369038097701?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-68517239799774529242009-04-21T06:35:00.000-07:002009-04-21T06:47:21.951-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 153); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px; ">A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.<br /><br />"Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see<br /><br />your license please?" <br /><br />The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."<br /><br />"You don't have one?" <br /></span><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 153); font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px; ">The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."<br /><br />The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"<br /><br />"I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" <br /><br />"I stole this car."<br /><br />The officer says, "Stole it?" <br /><br />The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."<br /><br />At this point the officer is getting irate."You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see." <br /><br />The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back<br />up. <br /><br />Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer<br />slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir,<br />could you step out of your vehicle please!" <br /><br />The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?" <br /><br />"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?"<br /><br />The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?" The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot. <br /><br />The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" <br /><br />The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers. <br /><br />The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."<br /><br />The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The fficer<br />opens the wallet and examines the license. <br /><br />He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car,and murdered the owner." <br /><br />The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6851723979977452924?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-75147494136728860152009-04-21T01:29:00.000-07:002009-04-21T02:15:10.112-07:00I'M SO PAID - AKON<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wo_x5rXngeM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wo_x5rXngeM&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; 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font-size: 10px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-7514749413672886015?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-43899840752428441602009-04-20T21:06:00.000-07:002009-04-20T21:08:09.677-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1Gnn8G2AI/AAAAAAAABRo/LjkVc4x8yjI/s1600-h/1367_teamwo_big.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1Gnn8G2AI/AAAAAAAABRo/LjkVc4x8yjI/s320/1367_teamwo_big.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326991580799096834" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; 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Ker dia nak tangkap gambar biji mata dia ?<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-776507721542434109?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-62565219179486956162009-04-20T20:53:00.000-07:002009-04-20T21:01:16.887-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1Exdei-7I/AAAAAAAABRQ/jTUReR8UD2A/s1600-h/14.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1Exdei-7I/AAAAAAAABRQ/jTUReR8UD2A/s320/14.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326989550766193586" /></a><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1ExH8c5oI/AAAAAAAABRI/ILdsBbybsmI/s1600-h/6.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1ExH8c5oI/AAAAAAAABRI/ILdsBbybsmI/s320/6.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326989544986044034" /></a></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1ExFyA2vI/AAAAAAAABRA/MZeh1SGrrYU/s1600-h/1-2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1ExFyA2vI/AAAAAAAABRA/MZeh1SGrrYU/s320/1-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326989544405392114" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">surfer: Selamba jer diorang buat papan tanda tu.... </span></span><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6256521917948695616?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-6231059854903789822009-04-20T20:30:00.000-07:002009-04-20T20:47:12.846-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1BLEU9tLI/AAAAAAAABQ4/INCfEDuS_FY/s1600-h/1358_h_3452_06_large_big.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se1BLEU9tLI/AAAAAAAABQ4/INCfEDuS_FY/s320/1358_h_3452_06_large_big.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326985592645203122" /></a><div><br /></div><div>Ada lengan pon salah ker ? Hak hak....<br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-623105985490378982?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-89980312839453825002009-04-20T20:22:00.000-07:002009-04-20T20:30:10.384-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: verdana; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 1px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 1px; ">Oleh kerana dah boring isi borang kerja kosong tapi asyik tak dapat, Ajoi menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.<br /><br />Name : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Ajoi<br /></span>Age : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Still young <br /></span>Sex: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Never. Still under age</span> <br />Religion: <span style="color:#FF0000;">I only have experience praying my cat which <br />dead 2 years before <br /></span>Race: <span style="color:#FF0000;">I love to race. How u know? <br /></span>Nationality : <span style="color:#FF0000;">I don't like National. I prefer Sanyo <br /></span>IC No.: <span style="color:#FF0000;">6735 <br /></span>Tel No.: <span style="color:#FF0000;">My house no telephone <br /></span>HP No.: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Nokia 3310 <br /></span>Address: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Jelutong, Penang <br /></span>City: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Nurhaliza? <br /></span>Postcode: <span style="color:#FF0000;">I never post anything</span> <br />Country: <span style="color:#FF0000;">I love travel to London <br /></span>Status: <span style="color:#FF0000;">Secret <br /></span>EmailAddress : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Hotmail <br /></span>Education Background : <span style="color:#FF0000;">My teacher said, not bad <br /></span>Working Experience : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Last time I got sell pirate VCD <br /></span>Father's Name : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Daddy <br /></span>Father's IC No. : <span style="color:#FF0000;">U ask him <br /></span>Mother's Name : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Mummy</span> <br />Mother's IC No. : <span style="color:#FF0000;">U ask her <br /></span>Expected Salary : <span style="color:#FF0000;">As much as u can pay <br /></span>When can start work? : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Depends on my mood</span> <br />Highest Qualification : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Very high <br /></span>Grade : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Also very high <br /></span>College/University : <span style="color:#FF0000;">College <br /></span>Signature : <span style="color:#FF0000;">Can I use chop??</span></span><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">surfer: boleh pakai ke trik ni ?</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-8998031283945382500?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-2875589632272235862009-04-20T20:13:00.000-07:002009-04-20T20:19:20.556-07:00<div>Kalau awek korang camni, apa korang nak buat ?</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se061BGzWnI/AAAAAAAABQw/CgH3gR11hjM/s1600-h/euhzpe5rjxvb1m2k2q3s1.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 122px; height: 96px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se061BGzWnI/AAAAAAAABQw/CgH3gR11hjM/s320/euhzpe5rjxvb1m2k2q3s1.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326978616753609330" /></a><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se0600WZRGI/AAAAAAAABQo/qM61bRl3Cz4/s1600-h/ce4pqww2q35c08klmebv.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 122px; height: 96px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se0600WZRGI/AAAAAAAABQo/qM61bRl3Cz4/s320/ce4pqww2q35c08klmebv.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326978613329347682" /></a></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se060z3PTkI/AAAAAAAABQg/n_0-7U-o9AE/s1600-h/ah9nqx7fxdqtgzkp5k08.gif"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 122px; height: 96px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se060z3PTkI/AAAAAAAABQg/n_0-7U-o9AE/s320/ah9nqx7fxdqtgzkp5k08.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326978613198671426" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div>Sayangilah Awek Anda ...... <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(kalau xnak kene benda camni..)</span><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-287558963227223586?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-41589955798149220402009-04-20T20:02:00.000-07:002009-04-20T20:12:37.998-07:00<div>Mesti ramai kat sini suka tengok <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Harry Potter</span> kan ? Tapi, ap akibatnya kalau dah terpengaruh ngan filem tu ? Mungkin ni akibatnya ....</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se0498_zUhI/AAAAAAAABQY/-IDdvoDAlu8/s1600-h/harry-porter.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se0498_zUhI/AAAAAAAABQY/-IDdvoDAlu8/s320/harry-porter.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326976571246072338" /></a><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se0495GJ2ZI/AAAAAAAABQQ/Rn_ijumowLI/s1600-h/7.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se0495GJ2ZI/AAAAAAAABQQ/Rn_ijumowLI/s320/7.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5326976570198972818" /></a></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tIKvDRmn0ak/Se049pr2H9I/AAAAAAAABQI/XawHKNLIAj8/s1600-h/5.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; 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Monyet ini memanjatlah satu pokok ni. Bila dah sampai half-way, rupa-rupanya ada seekor ular sawa kat atas pokok tu. Camna monyet tersebut ingin menyelamatkan dirinya?<br /><br />2.Banyak-banyak tempat, di manakah air tidak pernah cerah?<br /><br />3.Buta apakah yang boleh nampak?<br /><br />4.Banyak-banyak ikan, ikan apa yang slalu sakit perut?<br /><br />5.Apa dia: Bila kecik dia itam, bila besar dia jadik putih?<br /><br />6.Banyak-banyak singa, singa apa yang tak makan daging?<br /><br />7.Kenapa idung lembu berair?<br /><br />8.Burung apakah yang paling penyayang?<br /><br />9.Kenderaan apakah yang paling tua di dunia?<br /><br />10.Lembu apakah yang selalu dicari?<br /><br />11.Kalau seorang, sendiri tau. Kalau berdua, dua-dua sama tau. Bertiga, tiada siapa yang tau kecuali orang yang buat. Kalau berempat, lagilah tak tau... apa dia?<br /><br />12.Bom apakah yang tak pernah meletup?<br /><br />13.Kereta apa yang orang tak pernah panggil kereta? fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir... fikir...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">jawapannya adalah seperti berikut...dah agak dah ko mesti terus scroll down.</span><br /><br />1.tak payah korang pikir camna monyet tu nak selamatkan dirinya, banyak lagi masalah korang kena pikir... umpamanya mana nak carik duit cover belanja raya ni<br /><br />2.air hitam.<br /><br />3.buta hati &amp; buta perut.<br /><br />4.ikan kembung.<br /><br />5.michael jackson.<br /><br />6.singapura.<br /><br />7.lembu tak tahu kesat idung dengan tisu... lagi satu bau tuan dia...<br /><br />8.burung belatuk... sebab dia bela atuk.<br /><br />9.motosikal &amp; basikal... sebab dia ada tongkat.<br /><br />10.lembu yang hilang.<br /><br />11.kentut.<br /><br />12.bomba &amp; kuih bom.<br /><br />13.teksi<div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; 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width: 320px;" src="http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/rubbing_it_in.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Gila Simulator<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i71/tomie3/10_resize.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i71/tomie3/10_resize.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-2379107107594115968?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-14075991017772397762008-09-27T20:51:00.000-07:002008-09-27T20:52:00.260-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->1. Ketawa orang kaya: Muahahhaahaha<br />2. Ketawa terbahak-bahak: Hark hark hark<br />3. Ketawa kebaratan: Ha ha ha ha ha<br />4. Ketawa sambil tutup mulut: Hi hi hi hi hi<br />5. Ketawa berdekah-dekah: Kah kah kah kah<br />6. Ketawa pontianak: Kih kih kih kih<br />7. Ketawa eksyen: Ek ek ek ek ek<br />8. Gelak besar: Muahhaaaaa *ketawa jin/setan*<br />9. Ketawa panjang: Ha ha ha ha ha ha * ambil nafas* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha<br />10. Ketawa orang sakit: Kih kih kih kih kih *cough* kih kih kih kih<br />11. Ketawa maut: Kih kih kih kih kih kih kih kih *kiok..............Neno, neno, neno (Bunyi ambulan)<br />12. Senyum:<br />13: Ketawa Double:<br />14. Sengih:<br />15. Ketawa kuat: LOL<br />16. Ketawa bergolek-golek: LOLROTFL<br />17. Ketawakan dia: He he he he he<br />18. Kekkekekekek = ek ek ek ek ek (cuma salah ejaan)<br />19. ahakz = ketawa jimat cermat<br />20. hahahaahahhaaaaaaampppppppeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh = ketawa tak ikhlas<br />21. heheh - hampir-hampir ketawa<br />22. kui kui kui - ketawa sambil batuk<br />23. hik hik hik - ketawa dalam mabuk<br />24. hek hek hek - ketawa ngada-ngada.<br />25. wakakakkakaka - ketawa berguling-guling cam tenggiling dalam piring<br />26. eh heh - ketawa sindir.<br />27. huargh huargh huargh!!! - ketawa sambil bermain ngan benda-benda tajam. (ketawa brutal)<br />28. ngee ngee ngee - ketawa sengih<br />29. kwah kwah kwaaahhhh kwahhhhh - Ketawa sambil lewa<br />30. ketawa perli : ahe ahe ahe ahe.... <div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-1407599101777239776?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-17753546123307601452008-09-27T20:49:00.001-07:002008-09-27T20:50:12.356-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll9/masida/058seliparob6.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll9/masida/058seliparob6.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->p/s: Murah2...... Hahaha...<br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-1775354612330760145?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-237388282075507002008-09-27T20:38:00.000-07:002008-09-27T20:42:02.405-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo99/rdieyz/008_comp.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo99/rdieyz/008_comp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo99/rdieyz/007_comp.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo99/rdieyz/007_comp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo99/rdieyz/004_comp.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo99/rdieyz/004_comp.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-23738828207550700?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-67126340787774202492008-09-27T20:36:00.000-07:002008-09-27T20:38:16.785-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://gilablog.com/imageupload/images/690_listen.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://gilablog.com/imageupload/images/690_listen.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-6712634078777420249?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-4346894100375620362008-09-27T20:27:00.000-07:002008-09-27T20:36:45.400-07:00Seorang pengemis berdiri di pinggir jalan dengan memegang 2 buah topi yang<br />lubangnya menengadah keatas di kedua tangannya. Datang seorang pejalan kaki dan<br />memasukan wang kesalah satu topi sambil bertanya :<br />Pejalan kaki : Pakcik, kenapa pakcik memegang 2 buah topi ? Apa fungsi topi yang<br />lagi satu?<br />Pengemis : Ketika ini dunia perniagaan sedang berkembang pesat, jadi saya<br />memutuskan untuk menambah cawangan.<img src="http://www.carigold.com/portal/forums/images/smilies/laughing.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" class="inlineimg" border="0" /><img src="http://www.carigold.com/portal/forums/images/smilies/laughing.gif" alt="" title="Laughing" class="inlineimg" border="0" /><!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN --><br /><div><script type="text/javascript">addthis_url='<data:post.url/>'; addthis_title='<data:post.title/>'; addthis_pub='surfer957';</script><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" type="text/javascript"></script></div><br /><!-- AddThis Button for Post END --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/598980672380571075-434689410037562036?l=lawak2best.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>surfer 9.5.7http://www.blogger.com/profile/10004292172963008274noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-598980672380571075.post-31748501240497525072008-09-27T20:23:00.000-07:002008-09-27T20:27:19.113-07:00<!-- AddThis Button for Post BEGIN -->Cerita sedih jadi lawak ... 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