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at 7:04 AM

Aku memang minat giler Ultraman, memang master la bab ultraman ni. Aku jumpa video ni kat YouTube.. Memang dah lama sebenarnya aku jumpa, cuma baru hari ini aku nak post kat sini.

Lagu ni sebenarnya dia ikut rentak / irama / melodi lagu tema Ultraman Taro . Tapi dia nyanyi dalam loghat Kelantan. Smart giler ahh lagu ni...

Kalau korang tak paham lirik dia, korang boleh tanya kat aku sebab aku peminat Ultraman &

ambo ni oghe kelate ... hehehe....

at 1:42 AM

Lagu NUMB nyanyian kumpulan Linkin Park kini dinyanyikan oleh seorang peserta ujibakat Indonesian Idol, Dayadiarmon. Lagi best, dia nyanyi dalam loghat Indon ataupun lagi tepat, Jawa.

at 6:47 AM

Malam tu, sepasang suami isteri dah bersiap-siap nak masuk ke bilik tidur bila tiba-tiba mereka terdengar suara anak bongsu mereka menangis. Mereka pun pergi mendapat anak itu lalu bertanyakan kenapa dia menangis. Si anak menjawab dia tertelan duit syiling lima sen dan sekarang dia takut akan mati sebab tertelan duit tu, lalu terus menangis teresak-esak.

Si ayah yang buntu nak memujuk anak itu tiba-tiba teringat duit dalam poket seluarnya lalu mengeluarkan duit lima sen. Kemudian si ayah berpura-pura membuat magik dan mengeluarkan duit lima sen dari telinga anaknya. "Ha, kan ayah dah keluarkan ni." Si anak teruja dan terus berhenti menangis. Sepantas kilat anak itu mengambil duit lima sen itu dan menelannya lalu berkata, "Buat lagi sekali ayah."

at 6:37 AM

Motor boleh jadi pasu bunga .. Nasib baik bukan cam citer P. Ramlee , motor naik atas bumbung ... Hehe..

Ni pulak 'caravan' versi klasik .

Memang tabik orang yang bawak kereta ni . Sampai sekarang dia masih setia ngan kereta dia tu.

at 6:34 AM

surfer: Video ni bukannya nak kenakan diorang, just for fun jer. Layan ...

at 3:50 AM

Apa hal ni .... selalu polis kecoh dok saman kitaRM300 sebab pakai handphone waktu memandu. Tapi nampaknya polis ni pon sama jerk... Polis ni tak kena saman ker ?

p/s: Budak kecik tu pon pandai.... :D

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at 3:19 AM

Ni semua gambar haiwan yang comel2 belaka dan lawak2 belaka. Tak sangka, walaupun diorang tiada akal, tapi diorang pon boleh buat lawak jugak ... Harap2 Raja Lawak 4 dibenarkan penyertaan daripada haiwan.. :D (mengarut jerk... huhuhu..)

LINE CLEAR .... CEPAT MASUK

PERGH... SEDAP GILER DUDUK DALAM NI...

SIAPA BULI ANAK AKU TADI ?! JAWAB !

WAKAKA... LAWAK GILER NABIL NI.... LU PIKIRLA SENDIRI!

JOM SERBU ...

SUDIKAH DIKAU MENJADI ISTERIKU ?

at 3:17 AM

Kalau korang pendengar setia Hitz FM , mesti korang pernah dengar lagu ni. Lagu ni dinyanyikan oleh Hitz FM Morning Crew ... Layan jer..

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at 3:04 AM

Pengemis tak guna... Dia punya selamba jer ambik kereta orang. Makin lama makin ramai penipu... Nasib baik ni bukan kat Malaysia..

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at 2:40 AM

I have just received an e-mail stating that the personal information in our passports are now available online due to the move for globalized screening of entries and exits of people in most, if not all countries.

These information have been accessed through the Schengen, American, Australian and Asian database.

It is scary that they are doing this now. It does not only invade our privacy, but exposes us to danger, if these information land on the wrong hands. The matter that gives me a fright is that there is no strict form of security to access the site. One only needs to type his name and country of citizenship and the passport ' s identification page displays.

I myself tried to search and found my passport and was totally stunned to see it.

Please copy and paste the below link.

http://www.scrolllo ck.nl/passport/

I hope we can make concerted a protest against this!!!

at 2:37 AM

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE &FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

************ ********* ********* *
MALE PROCEDURE:
1.. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7.. Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2.. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6.. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN..
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque register and place receipt in back of chequebook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

at 2:34 AM

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> spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in
> turn took him to the court.
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> The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital
> punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single
> chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of
> the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current
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> After a few months, this time, a good lo! oking middle aged woman tried to
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> time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died
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this story talking about what??

i can't understand yet.

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at 6:48 AM

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can i do?

Signed Desperate

Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files.

Whatever you do , DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it has limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

One more to add, force-usage of Husband 1.0 will cause rejection or deletion of Wife 1.0 program totally.

Good Luck, Tech Support

at 6:48 AM

You might like this. This is hilarious... ......bet an Englishman could not construct sentences using numerals!

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10 he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7 -eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 -eleven. Next day I called my
boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .

at 6:35 AM

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.

"Is there a problem Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see

your license please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate."You what!?" "She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back
up.

Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir,
could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?" The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The fficer
opens the wallet and examines the license.

He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car,and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!"

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I'M SO PAID - AKON

SMACK THAT - AKON FT EMINEM

RIGHT NOW (NA NA NA) - AKON

JUST DANCE - LADY GAGA

4 MINUTES - MADONNA

HOT N COLD - KATY PERRY

WOMANIZER - BRITNEY SPEARS

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surfer: Gaya baru ker tangkap gambar ? Ker dia nak tangkap gambar biji mata dia ?

at 8:53 PM

surfer: Selamba jer diorang buat papan tanda tu....

at 8:30 PM

Ada lengan pon salah ker ? Hak hak....

at 8:22 PM

Oleh kerana dah boring isi borang kerja kosong tapi asyik tak dapat, Ajoi menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.

Name : Ajoi
Age : Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which
dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race. How u know?
Nationality : I don't like National. I prefer Sanyo
IC No.: 6735
Tel No.: My house no telephone
HP No.: Nokia 3310
Address: Jelutong, Penang
City: Nurhaliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
Country: I love travel to London
Status: Secret
EmailAddress : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said, not bad
Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD
Father's Name : Daddy
Father's IC No. : U ask him
Mother's Name : Mummy
Mother's IC No. : U ask her
Expected Salary : As much as u can pay
When can start work? : Depends on my mood
Highest Qualification : Very high
Grade : Also very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop??

surfer: boleh pakai ke trik ni ?