My Laptop Is ...

Man: My Laptop is not working,i can't turn it on. I've just brought it yesterday.
Technician : What happen?
Man : It's says multi-tasking so i assume it allow me to surf, chat and watch video at the same time.
Technician : Which video do you watch?
Man : Tutorial video on how to keep balance under water.
Technician: Whom to you chat with?
Man: My old friend from college, he's a surf genius.
Techncian: And which sites you surf?
Man: Sites? is that a new place? i dunno bout that. I just go down to the local beach, get my board,and go surfing.